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— Learning a language after age 12 is tougher. Awww, now I'll never learn Swahili!
— The Monitor #4 delves into dinosaurs, Hot Or Not, and Predator. "Get to the chopper," indeed!
— The Pentagon is researching a wide range of space weapons. Sadly, no AT-AT's on the list.
— 67 new gravitational lenses (caused by supermassive galaxies) bend space and time to distort our view of the cosmos. Frickin' jerks!
— A rogue physicist wants to kill the Big Bang. You can wish all you want, but the Big Bang is better protected than Fort Knox.
— Climate conditions in Southern U.S. will be perfect for invasive Burmese pythons. Kind of makes the snake-head thing seem benign, huh?
— Our mission to destroy a wayward spy satellite was a screaming success. Don't buy it? Check the footy, bro.
— IBM builds nanotube chips out of DNA. What's next — glow-in-the-dark cats? Ahahahah...oh.
— These are the best science projects ever. Seriously, ever. Click now, and be ready to pee a little.
— Atomic power is actually kind of wimpy. But it sounds cool.